Friday, July 29, 2005

Keeping Abreast of the Situation

What a beautiful day it is to work indoors like the nerd I am. It's breezy, 75F and fluffy clouds scatter the sky... but at least I have internet indoors!

I've been passing the time with a new bubble wrap game I downloaded from a nifty site. I would recommend checking it out (here's a tip, after unzipping the file you may have to use internet explorer to open it up). So far, my best time in Manic mode is 16.5 s. I look forward to getting comments about other people's best times. Beyond my boredom in the laboratory, I had dental work done this morning, which means I am also looking forward to being able to feel my face this afternoon.

I have to write this moment down. I saw a girl last afternoon, while I was smoking, with quite possibly the largest breasts I have ever seen on a human being. Well past an attractive size, by at least 18 cup sizes. They didn't sag or sway... they weren't exposed, pierced, or tattooed. They were just massive and perky. Unbelievable. Gravity defying boobs. If I had the fortune of owning a digital camera, everyone I know would also have had the pleasure of viewing this womanly anomaly, but alas, I am very much broke. She didn't seem odd or strange, very typical college age girl, probably on her way to some function or other. The shirt she was wearing wasn't purposefully tight in the chest, but with size triple E breasts, what shirt wouldn't be (aside from a moomoo or canvas tent). Surprisingly, to some of my friends, she also wasn't fat... full-figured, yes... fat-no. Sorry, to ramble, but this was really some new kind of feat by the Lord above, to have created something so innately useless yet captivating to both man and woman, and then to have made a pair of them that go to an unnecessary extreme in size.

Natural selection? Would Darwin believe that larger breasts made for a more suitable female? Or at least a female more likely to survive? You be the judge. I love boobs. They're awesome. But these boobs... the image has been burned into my brain. These boobs were absolutely fascinating.

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