Keeping Abreast of the Situation

What a beautiful day it is to work indoors like the nerd I am. It's breezy, 75F and fluffy clouds scatter the sky... but at least I have internet indoors!

I've been passing the time with a new bubble wrap game I downloaded from a nifty site. I would recommend checking it out (here's a tip, after unzipping the file you may have to use internet explorer to open it up). So far, my best time in Manic mode is 16.5 s. I look forward to getting comments about other people's best times. Beyond my boredom in the laboratory, I had dental work done this morning, which means I am also looking forward to being able to feel my face this afternoon.

I have to write this moment down. I saw a girl last afternoon, while I was smoking, with quite possibly the largest breasts I have ever seen on a human being. Well past an attractive size, by at least 18 cup sizes. They didn't sag or sway... they weren't exposed, pierced, or tattooed. They were just massive and perky. Unbelievable. Gravity defying boobs. If I had the fortune of owning a digital camera, everyone I know would also have had the pleasure of viewing this womanly anomaly, but alas, I am very much broke. She didn't seem odd or strange, very typical college age girl, probably on her way to some function or other. The shirt she was wearing wasn't purposefully tight in the chest, but with size triple E breasts, what shirt wouldn't be (aside from a moomoo or canvas tent). Surprisingly, to some of my friends, she also wasn't fat... full-figured, yes... fat-no. Sorry, to ramble, but this was really some new kind of feat by the Lord above, to have created something so innately useless yet captivating to both man and woman, and then to have made a pair of them that go to an unnecessary extreme in size.

Natural selection? Would Darwin believe that larger breasts made for a more suitable female? Or at least a female more likely to survive? You be the judge. I love boobs. They're awesome. But these boobs... the image has been burned into my brain. These boobs were absolutely fascinating.

Back in Black

I guess I don't write nearly enough... we'll try to correct that.
Dave and Lar, well, actually Laura, but I felt bad shortening his name and not hers. ANYHOW! Dave and Laura keep me posted by their Blog, and I think Dave might be the only human being out there that has the same interest in music, games, video, and net surfin' as I do.


Watch out.

Keystone Korner

Well, I'm back agian from a great trip. This time I was in Keystone, CO... no I didn't go skiing. I prefer to kept my spine and head free from injury.



I was at a nerd conference on DNA replication and recombination. WOW!!! So much info. Such a beautiful place and great people. I met some hopefully fruitful collaborators and personal friends. BTW, Dever, CO airport is one of the most horrible places on earth. We were delayed, then delayed some more, then we stayed o/n in a hotel, then we were delayed... our shuttle crashed into a dumpster, Enrichque managed to get us to the airport later, and then we got home to Madison.



Sounds fun heh? I did manage to get a free ticket voucher from United though, so not all bad. Its not as if I were dying to get back to work.



Now I'm back, listening to my freak music and doing work. No change in weather. Co is cold and snowy, WI is also cold and snowy. One difference... the cheese here is so much better.



Have a Gouda day!

Comin' down off an X-mas high

Back from my break. Man, what a blast. I saw all the fam, and went to a wedding in NY. That's the fourth wedding recently!

(1) Liz down in atlanta

(2) Jen in MD

(3) Timmy in WI

(4) Angela in NY



Next up is (5) Steph in Illinois and (6) Dave in Indiana. Bring it on!

I am apparently the wedding king. I've been a groomsman in two and an usher in one. I should probably get ordaned and go ahead and be the wedding MC at the chapel. Maybe I should post some pictures of the brides and grooms.



But first... the all important permission.

Slow times

USRSF
Originally uploaded by Da Yooper in WI.

Today is a sluggish day. I TA a general biochem course with 200 kiddies in it and the final is this Sat. And I would love for at least 1 student to actually try to find the answer before coming to me with a question. My labmate Mike managed to cheer me up though...

We began the moring at work by listening to "Da thirdy point buck" by Da Yoopers. A WI Xmas classic. A tale of adventure from the lodges of northern WI that nearly causes me to wet myself when the narrator describes Bett Lou, with "combination AK57/oozie, radar laser, triple barrel, double-scope, heat-seaking shotgun."

If you haven't already heard this one, I recommend it.
Kinda reminds me a a Northern version of USRSF.

First time reporting

Well, as stated, this is the first time I've reported from my now native territory of Wisconsin. And for tose of you that don't already know, the Mid-West is America's 3rd coast in all it's glory.



My friend (we'll call her cute) started a blog recently and asked for her friends to submitt comments. Unknowingly (I hope) she didn't realize that to post a comment, you have to sign in. Which lead me here... signed in. And I can't promise anything exciting will ever be posted. I can't even promise there will be a second post. But for a friend, I gave up my internet identity so that I could send a comment.



I now leave this post to go innoculate some cell cultures and have a beer with my Russian associate, pray that I don't get the two confused.